Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Post Number One Hundred

Welcome to the special 100th Beer Blokes post.

These are a few of my Favourite Things

Slightly random departure from my usually scientific approach to these posts. Yeah, yeah, I hear you laughin’. Anyway, enjoy this noice poem what I wrote.

Ice in an Esky and foam on moustaches
Wheat beer that gives people celiac rashes
Beer drinking wankers all covered in bling
These are a few of my Favourite Things

Cream coloured Irish and crisp German Lagers
Dunkels and Ambers are some that I’d rather
Brown Ale in packages tied up with string
These are a few of my favourite things

A Boag’s Draught a Tuborg Victoria Bitter
Weihenstephaner Pilsner’s a real dead set ripper
My old mate Robert who gets drunk and sings
These are a few of my favourite things

Draught from a keg or a can from a carton
Blokes on the drink who just can’t stop from fartin’
Singing and laughing and picking up flings
These are a few of my favourite things

Sweet malty pilsners and sour tasting witbiers
Blokes who when drunk act like Noddy and Big Ears
Warm hearty ales that the cold winter brings
These are a few of my favourite things

Marketing beer men who try hard to trick us
Girls in short dresses who show off their knickers
Hooters and boobies and jubbies and things
These are a few of my favourite things

Like a Dogbolter, or a Bee Sting
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite things
Then I don’t feel so bad


Damien said...

100 posts! Nice work! I remember back when Beer Blokes first began. The internet wasn't invented back then. A carrier pigeon delivered the latest beer blokes posting. You'd know it had arrived when a pissed pigeon would collide with the front window, making that familiar "click-thud" noise a bird makes as it's beak hits the glass, closely followed by the rest of it's body. You'd fetch the bird out of the shrubbery, give it a strong coffee, and send it on it's way. Then you'd crack open something cold and frothy and launch into the latest beer review, maybe read a beer-related rant and sometimes see the word "boobs" and have a chuckle. Ahhhhh, good times. The pigeons have retired now but the Beer Blokes posts continue with the same enthusiasm they had back in the days. Congratulations!

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