Tuesday, February 15, 2011

30 brewers walk into a pub ...




You know how Australians judge a ‘good’ Chinese restaurant by the number of ‘authentic’ Chinese diners within? Well, if the same value judgement can be made with respect to a specialist beer venue and brewers, then The Local Taphouse might just be the best bar in the whole wide, wide, wide world ever.

Already well established in the collective craft beer consciousness as Australia’s premier beer venue for its day-to-day support of the industry it pops up at regular intervals with one day events that serve to further establish their beer street-cred and give the punters something a bit special.

The seasonal mini-Beer Festivals, known as SpecTAPulars have been running for the three years that the St Kilda Taphouse has been open and more recently in Darlinghurst as well. The venues taps are given over to up to twenty different beers all roped together in a common theme like Oktoberfest or Canadian or American beers, or along comparative lines such as the ANZAC Day Aus vs NZ SpecTAPular. A gold coin donation is usually all you need to join the fun with all door proceeds going to a related or current charity.

The 11th SpecTAPular, or SpecTAPular XI, was different. Re-titled GABS (Great Australian Beer SpecTAPular) it departed from the regular format and took things to a whole new level. Approaching craft brewers from around the country, Taphouse brains trust, Steve Jeffares and Guy Greenstone gathered 19 one-off beers (18 in Sydney) that ranged from fruit flavoured and hop-driven to barrel aged and chilli-laced.

What they all had in common was that they were getting their first public exposure. Never before had these beers been unleashed upon an adoring and expectant crowd. And they were indeed adoring as were they expectant if the lines of anxious punters waiting to get in at both venues and throughout the day and evening were an indication. Such was the level of excitement that, as the crowd inside grew and grew it was necessary to restrict movement between levels creating something of a VIP section aura at St Kilda.

In fact, it was just as lively and vibrant downstairs as it was upstairs. I mean, just because all the brewers and the ‘cool kids’ just happened to be upstairs and we did get Ange as Blinky Bill and then later after a few (!) quiet ales brewer Sam Fuss donned the skinned koala head.

And OK we did all enjoy the antics of The Wobbly Thong and The Crafty Pint gathering video footage which will either form part of a magnificent on-line production or allow them to receive free beer from several brewers forever by NOT allowing the footage to see the light of day. But, really apart from that and the other Super-happy-terrific Funshow that was going on upstairs – you didn’t miss anything.


And while it’s fair to say that GABS attracted many of the brewing community ‘Glitterati’ as well as other specialist beer venue and retail staff and various other notables it also catered very well to the average punter. It was pleasing to see so many young and old, sharing experiences and asking opinions and talking in the queues and swapping tasting notes as the day went on.

The staff were all at their patient and friendly best as wave after wave after wave of eager drinkers fronted the bars and carried away paddles laden with samples before returning again and again to buy larger sizes of their favourites. The Taphouse guys and girls are known for their welcoming manner and for helping sometimes baffled patrons to choose a beer to suit but on this day they took their craft to another level. Never a cross word or an exasperated sigh between them and always smiling. But seriously, if Ange is coming up behind you with arms full of empty glasses or plates full of food; don’t let the koala outfit fool you – give her a clear path and quick!


If you want to read about all the different beers and the crowd favourites and all that stuff, I’ll chuck in a link to The Crafty Pint’s wrap of the day at the end. If you couldn’t get there it is unlikely that you’ll find many of the beers around after each keg drained – some will become seasonal or maybe even permanent brews at a later stage but for now, it’s all about the concept of GABS.

So where to from here? Events like GABS shows us that craft beer in this country has a loyal and increasing following willing to try something new and different. When it is presented well with the support of the industry in the right venue by the right people, the crowds will come.

Steve and Guy were both thrilled at the numbers who turned out at each venue and are confident that, not only does the thing have a strong future but it also may need a bigger home if the exercise is to be repeated. No one, least of all the owners want to have punters waiting too long to get their beers from the bar and plans are already written to take the event off-site to a larger venue so that more are able to attend and more beers and brewers can showcase their talents.

If I could make a suggestion – anywhere near a train station would be nice.

http://craftypint.com/news/post/truly-spectapular/

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Women & Beer



When the promotional material for a forthcoming show promises that a group of women will reveal “the secrets that have previously been shared only at private events” then you’ve bloody well got my attention right there.

That this promised revelation will be accompanied by dinner and beer, well ...

The Victorian Women of Beer presented by The Beer Diva is a five part, five beer, six woman show dedicated to bringing the joys of good beer to those for whom this mysterious amber liquid is ... well ... a mystery.

With a mix of light-hearted technical information, whimsical historical illuminations and myth-busting facts the theatre/cabaret style production will delight and amaze – as well as showcasing a number of rather nice frocks if you’re into that sort of thing.

Five beer styles, represented by a beer from each of five of Victoria’s finest female Craft Brewers, will be presented in a show which promises a journey of discovery and a chance to put beer into the spotlight normally reserved for fine wines.

The Victorian Women of Beer are Mountain Goat Brewery’s Jayne Lewis, Sam Fuss from True South, Bridge Road Brewers’ Nardia McGrath, Karen Golding from Red Hill Brewery and Hargreaves Hills’ Beth Williams. Each will introduce their beer and possibly be able to hang around afterwards for a little bit of Q & A.

Guests sip on each beer in turn as its style is revealed through a succession of multi-media presentations, music and light to draw the audience into a sense of fun and fantasy. They are guided at each step by the glamorous but very down-to-earth Beer Diva who brings each beer alive through its history and place in the beer world.

The Thornbury Theatre is the venue for the show with dinner and show or show only deals available. This is a beautiful venue perfectly suited to The Beer Diva’s relaxed and intimate style and should provide a stylish backdrop to what is a fun and engaging evening billed by its creator as ‘part theatre, part sensory indulgence’.

If this re-working of the Beer Diva’s show which premiered at a little venue in Sydney Harbour (the Sydney Something House?) is as good, then the Melbourne crowd will be treated to an evening to remember.

The Beer Diva presents The Victorian Women of Beer plays for one night only at The Thornbury Theatre859 High St Thornbury on Friday March 4 as part of the Melbourne Food and Wine Festival.

More details here.

Cheers
Prof Pilsner

Monday, February 7, 2011

Beer-Funny Photos

Confucius say ...

If you can’t find the book you are looking for,
Then you are probably shopping at the ...



Thanks to Mrs Pilsner for passing this one on to me.

Cheers
Prof. Pilsner

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Get set for GABS


GABS. Remember this acronym. Not that you heard it here first but that this is the first time you’ll hear it – but it certainly won’t be the last.

The Local Taphouse in St Kilda has been running their now famous ‘SpecTAPulars’ since opening and these one-day keg-a-thons are a must visit event for any self respecting Beer Nerd. And Beer Geek. And Beer Lover.

Throwing the doors open at midday to showcase twenty taps pouring beers set around a theme, the place is still rocking at well after midnight (or just before midnight if you’re reading this from the Liquor Licensing Commission) when most, if not all, kegs have been drained. From ANZAC themes and 4th of July celebrations to Oktoberfest and every beery thing in between the SpecTAPulars go off like a frog in a blender.

But this looks set to make some of those previous outings look like a CWA Bake Sale by comparison. GABS is the Great Australian Beer SpecTAPular and, as the name suggests, it will feature Australian Beers. And it will be Great. SpecTAPular, even.

Twenty beers representing 22 breweries will be tapped for the very first time anywhere in the land. Most are first-time and one-off brews while others are the first time a brewery’s new seasonal will get an airing. Collaborative brews, spiced and fruited and barrel-aged and ramped-up to the max, these beers will thrill and amaze. The list of brewers who were able to contribute a brew is matched only by the ‘waiting list’ of brewers who didn’t get a gig this time around.

A link to the full list of beers and their brewers will magically appear at the end of this post as will a link to The Crafty Pint’s preview of the beery madness that looks set to ensue. The event will run simultaneously in both St Kilda and Darlinghurst Taphouses and the only thing that could make this event even more spectacular would be a weblinked feed on giant plasmas at both bars so that punters at each could witness the excitement and unadulterated joy taking place in the other.

Another feature of SpecTAPulars is the ‘ringing of the bell’ as each keg ‘taps out’. All eyes go to the board to see which brew has sold out and this time around I would reckon that the bell will be given a fair old workout. Could be time for management to look at getting an automated system lest the bell ringer go down with RSI.

For those, like me, who live an hours’ drive away and who have to work later in the day, a ‘casual observers’ position will be taken up somewhere close to the action and the thoughtfully small sample glasses may console me as I snap images for posterity and possibly later blackmail opportunities.

As was alluded to in the opening, keep an eye out for future episodes of GABS. Taphouse co-owner Steve Jeffares is a man who only thinks in one size – big. If this one goes to plan then next year may see GABS move out of the family home and into a much larger venue featuring more taps showcasing more brewers and serving more expectant beer lovers.

And, as Adam said when he first met Eve; “Stand back. I’m not too sure how big this thing’s gunna get.”

GABS, The Great Australian Beer SpecTAPular, kicks off on Saturday February 12th at midday in both St Kilda and Darlinghurst Local Taphouses.

Cheers,

Prof Pilsner

http://thelocaltaphouse.blogspot.com/2011/02/great-australian-beer-spectapular-beer.html

http://craftypint.com/news/post/aussie-beer-geek-heaven/

You still there?




Even as the digits tap out these notes I can hear people saying; “well it’s just about bloody time we heard from you, you great lazy lump of sit-on-your-arse!”

Yeah, yeah, I hear you. And I’m sorry. Really. It was never my intention to deprive you of your regular fix of ranting and rabble dressed up as considered personal opinion on all things beery. But things have been pretty darned hectic around here.

And I haven’t stopped writing; I just haven’t got around to posting yet. So prepare your good selves for a deluge of semi-Biblical proportions. There’s been a bit going on in the Beer World in general and my Beer World specifically and I just can’t wait to share it all in glorious detail with you all, my patient loyal readers.

Stay tuned.

Cheers
Prof Pilsner